QOTD

My world is made meaningful
not by what I can evaluate and define,
but by what I can appreciate and adore.
I find there is a profound difference
in what I find interesting
and what I find important.
~Ann E. Hossler

Michael Speaks

Michael Speaks

Grandpa Humor

Grandpa told me this joke. He had the same problem I do when telling jokes... he laughed at his own. Sometimes, he could hardly get the punchline out. He had little hand motions that went along with telling this. I still chuckle thinking about it, imagining he might have pulled a stunt like this.

 

There was this man who went to work with two black eyes, and when he was asked where he got them, he said he got them at church. "At church? How did that happen?" his boss asked him.

 

"Well," he said, "there was this heavy woman in the pew in front of me, and I noticed when we stood up to sing her dress was caught in the crack of her rear. So I thought I'd be neighborly and give her skirt a little tug to free it. She swung around and punched me in the eye."

 

"So how did you get the other one blackened?"

 

He shrugged. "I figured she must have wanted her dress that way, so I put it back."