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Oct. 13th, 2005
Dennis Miller on Guilt
Oct. 13th, 2005 11:00 amNow, I don't want to get off on a rant here,
but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know
that you're having too good a time.
What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive
constantly hammering in our heads
that keeps us from fully enjoying the show.
Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy.
In the elaborate wardrobe of human emotions,
guilt is the itchy wool turtleneck that's three sized too small.
Guilt may be difficult to articulate,
but when it surfaces,
it's as unwelcome and distinct
as Jethro Bodine in the lobby of an Ian Shraeger hotel.
~~~
Guilt and Shame are two sides of a coin
that should not be minted, spent or collected. ~Ro
but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know
that you're having too good a time.
What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive
constantly hammering in our heads
that keeps us from fully enjoying the show.
Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy.
In the elaborate wardrobe of human emotions,
guilt is the itchy wool turtleneck that's three sized too small.
Guilt may be difficult to articulate,
but when it surfaces,
it's as unwelcome and distinct
as Jethro Bodine in the lobby of an Ian Shraeger hotel.
~~~
Guilt and Shame are two sides of a coin
that should not be minted, spent or collected. ~Ro
A Rose By Any Other Name
Oct. 13th, 2005 02:26 pm... Would it really smell as sweet if it was named Skunk Bush, or Stink Weed, or Prickle Fester?
Ruth
Kind, compassionate, beautiful : Hebrew
You are an inspiring leader whose originality, creativity and wisdom are applied to creating practical solutions to "unsolvable" problems. Humanitarian and idealistic your vision is to make the world a better place and you will work to this end. Hardworking and tenacious people admire you for your honesty and integrity. You are a loved and loyal friend and partner. Your have the potential to achieve enormous success in the world.
Caroline
Strong and womanly : Teutonic
You are an inspirational individual and seem to lead a charmed existence. Material success is no more than your versatility, optimism and courage deserve. You are creative and resourceful and can develop your ideas into tangible form which brings you great satisfaction. You attract friends, love and happiness in abundance because of your warm and enthusiastic nature. Life is much better with you around.
~~~
OK... "Show me the money!" :-p
This certainly makes me sound all noble, and stuff. Success would be a nice change of pace, as long as I don't have to be famous in the conventional way. More in an eccentric, reclusive way.
Check out your own name here.
Ruth
Kind, compassionate, beautiful : Hebrew
You are an inspiring leader whose originality, creativity and wisdom are applied to creating practical solutions to "unsolvable" problems. Humanitarian and idealistic your vision is to make the world a better place and you will work to this end. Hardworking and tenacious people admire you for your honesty and integrity. You are a loved and loyal friend and partner. Your have the potential to achieve enormous success in the world.
Caroline
Strong and womanly : Teutonic
You are an inspirational individual and seem to lead a charmed existence. Material success is no more than your versatility, optimism and courage deserve. You are creative and resourceful and can develop your ideas into tangible form which brings you great satisfaction. You attract friends, love and happiness in abundance because of your warm and enthusiastic nature. Life is much better with you around.
~~~
OK... "Show me the money!" :-p
This certainly makes me sound all noble, and stuff. Success would be a nice change of pace, as long as I don't have to be famous in the conventional way. More in an eccentric, reclusive way.
Check out your own name here.
